The Cincinnati Reds are facing their worst start in franchise history with a 3-20 record, prompting creative solutions to bring fans back to the ballpark. After management's controversial statements about having "faith" despite no clear competitive plans, here are some entertaining proposals to revitalize attendance:

Fan Engagement Ideas:

• Select a "Fan of the Game" to join the starting lineup
• Bring back Hall-of-Famer Barry Larkin to play shortstop
• Install a swimming pool at Great American Ball Park
• Sign a Golden Retriever as center fielder (complete with dramatic game-saving catches)
• Have players perform Disney song parodies between innings

A Hypothetical Game-Saving Moment: Picture this - 9th inning, one-run game against the Cardinals. With Yadier Molina at bat and a runner on, the team's Golden Retriever ("Redleg") makes a miraculous leap off the center field wall to rob a home run, instantly becoming a Cincinnati sports legend.

The Real Solution: While these creative ideas might draw temporary interest, the true way to bring fans back is simple - field a competitive team focused on winning. Until then, as management asked, "where ya gonna go?"

The current reality suggests fans will choose other summer activities, like the swimming pool, over watching a historically struggling team.

Note: The ideas presented are meant to highlight the frustration of fans while offering a lighthearted take on the situation. The ultimate goal remains fielding a competitive team that gives fans a reason to fill the stands.

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